Why Crocs Are Better Than Flip Flops
1. Ugly Shoes vs Ugly Feet – which would you rather see? Me? I’d MUCH rather look at ugly shoes. Sorry, but there are just too many people with fugly, cruddy feet and toes/nails out there – cover up those puppies!
2. You can wear Crocs in all seasons and with socks, crocs+socks=heaven.
3. Crocs are quiet. Flip flops get their name for their annoying-as-hell sound as you walk in them.
4. Crocs are so uncool that they are by definition now cool